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StoreThe Cult of Time has a number of special items, specially priced just for you. Our top seller is the Indulgence. This may sound like a spa treatment or a puffy pastry, but in fact an Indulgence is our guarantee of eternal life and salvation throughout and beyond all time. It works like this: you give us $19.95, and we promise that you will have eternal life, if you believe. We will give you a certificate backing that up. We can make this offer because we're a religion so whatever we say is true ipso facto (that's Latin), but we're different from all other religions in that our way is the only way which will actually give you the eternal life you hunger for. The other religions are deceivers, offering you false comfort through false redemption, and as a practicer in the Cult of Time you will learn more about their ways of deception and diversion from the Truth. Where we agree with some other religions is that the Truth will set you free. However, unlike our competitors, we will never lie to you. Trust us. Believe us. We also have a full line of t-shirts and mugs. Please check back as we will soon provide a shopping cart, so you can conveniently buy an Indulgence or other merchandise. |
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